Top Ten Things Mom Would Never Say


Just to give your Monday a non-tech bump we compiled a list of things we believe Mom would never say. Feel free to share and add your own. Post your additions below.

  1. “How on earth can you see the TV sitting so far back?”
  2. “Yeah, I used to skip school a lot, too.”
  3. “Just leave all the doors and windows open… it makes feel fresh.”
  4. “Let me smell that shirt — Yeah, it’s good for another week.”
  5. “Well, if Mark’s mamma says it’s okay, that’s good enough for me.”
  6. “The curfew is just a general time to shoot for. It’s not like I’m running a prison around here.”
  7. “Don’t bother wearing a jacket – the wind-chill is bound to improve.”
  8. “I don’t have a tissue with me … just use your sleeve.”
  9. “Sure you can keep that snake”
  10. “It doesn’t matter how you load the dishwasher…just toss’em in